Confession time

Jonesy024 wrote:I have done nothin productive at work during the last month.
I want to go home and smoke.
My supply is almost out. So i must conserve until Sunday.
I'm listening to country music right now.
The last movie I saw in the theater was 300.
I am starving but want to hold out on goin to lunch.
That is all for now...

I havent even had breakfast yet...

ooo!
i thought of one:

i am going to be 27 and i have yet to be married.



and yes, kelly, salsa is chunky

Todd wrote:

Jonesy024 wrote:I have done nothin productive at work during the last month.
I want to go home and smoke.
My supply is almost out. So i must conserve until Sunday.
I'm listening to country music right now.
The last movie I saw in the theater was 300.
I am starving but want to hold out on goin to lunch.
That is all for now...

You should never let your supply dwindle.
Instead of lunch, go home and smoke

I actually have trouble finding it...
I work for a city government...

niickjay wrote:

cherrytat wrote:Had I been better at life, tomorrow would have been my 4th wedding anniversary.

today, and 9th

yea.. my 5th would have been in february.. but not my fault he sucks and ruined things.

ok... comfessions....
- I'm turning into a crazy catlady.... I lay awake all night worrying because my cat didn't come home (he just now walked in, after 24 hours)

- I cheated on my 'bf' with my ex-boyfriend....twice

- I'm sitting on my airbed, in my livingroom, next to the fan, nekkid.... and I still think it's too hot

- I have to take more than 10 pills a day

ok, that's it for now

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:confession: I make an ass of myself a lot

I have gold medals in that shit.

Oh but I am the champion of putting my foot in my mouth
And tripping over nonexistent objects in public,,,

I know what you mean. The ground gets all quirky around here too

Im gonna have to avoid your side of town next time im in the area, wouldnt want you to see me fall over a speck on the ground and end up with my legs in the air

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:confession: I make an ass of myself a lot

I have gold medals in that shit.

Oh but I am the champion of putting my foot in my mouth
And tripping over nonexistent objects in public,,,

I know what you mean. The ground gets all quirky around here too

Im gonna have to avoid your side of town next time im in the area, wouldnt want you to see me fall over a speck on the ground and end up with my legs in the air

Yeah, because I would totally hate to see that.

I build motorcycles...for fun.
I have huge commitment issues.
I used to be religous.
I didnt believe the bible so I learned Hebrew so that I could read "the original" (or so they say)
Alot of people annoy me.
I am smarter than I look.
I used to be a professional paintball player. (I know, you dont have to say it, lol)

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:confession: I make an ass of myself a lot

I have gold medals in that shit.

Oh but I am the champion of putting my foot in my mouth
And tripping over nonexistent objects in public,,,

I know what you mean. The ground gets all quirky around here too

Im gonna have to avoid your side of town next time im in the area, wouldnt want you to see me fall over a speck on the ground and end up with my legs in the air

Yeah, because I would totally hate to see that.

hahaha and here we see a classic case of the aforementioned foot in the mouth
let's erase the whole legs in the air image shall we?

Mikea wrote:I used to be a professional paintball player.

I can see how people get into that. I used to compete professionally in FPS games like Battlefield 2 where it required a good balance of skill and tactics. My game clan was ranked #14 in CyberAthletic League for North America for 2 years.

PussEKatDoll wrote:
I can quote nearly every line from The Three Amigos, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein(what hump?)

I love you

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:

Todd wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:confession: I make an ass of myself a lot

I have gold medals in that shit.

Oh but I am the champion of putting my foot in my mouth
And tripping over nonexistent objects in public,,,

I know what you mean. The ground gets all quirky around here too

Im gonna have to avoid your side of town next time im in the area, wouldnt want you to see me fall over a speck on the ground and end up with my legs in the air

Yeah, because I would totally hate to see that.

hahaha and here we see a classic case of the aforementioned foot in the mouth
let's erase the whole legs in the air image shall we?

But i don't wannaaaa....

form52 wrote:

PussEKatDoll wrote:
I can quote nearly every line from The Three Amigos, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein(what hump?)

I love you

Awesome, lets get hitched, I still have my suit from Cherry's wedding and I need a green card so I won't get deported

k


i have paris , aqua, missingpersons and christina aguillara on my play lists
im a star trek geek... i mean i watched the origional first runs when i was a kid and have a collection worth a couple a hundred gs(insurance value)
i have extensive knowlege of pure bred show dogs,poison and edible plants and mushrooms
im a spelunker
a floccinocinihillipifillicator(a nittpicker)
i have a ghost(schooner for those who know) that follows me around and steals shit and then puts it back... like brushes and car keys
i died my pubes purple once
and to make my girl happy on vday i let this hot little asian girl do my toenails purple
i found out last year that im 1/4 pawnee
oh and i will inherit an origional beach found southafrican DeBeers diamond(yeah... you girls are interested now aintcha!)

Hell Sparky I'm interested

but your not black... i like em big n black... sorry

Thats Racist you size queen

I drink Crystal Light because I don't like drinking plain water.<<<<




Ditto and rock on

Ok. Confessions.

I have a comic book collection that I've built up over the last 20 years worth a little over $100k. (about 600 comics)
I have an OCD thing with pennies. Can't get rid of them. If I see one I have to have it. Three big jars full in my closet.
My dogs and you people are my only real friends. I'm extremely reclusive now.
Every doctor I see is in agreement that within the next five years I'm either going to be paralyzed from the waist down or dead.
Really... both are pretty much a sure thing, it just depends on which one happens first.

I'm a complete nerd, I spend so much time a day playing WoW and FF11.
I read manga and watch anime.
My boyfriend has no tattoos.
I do have a drinking problem, and I'm cool with it.
I'm having a knee replacement and I'm scared shitless.
I really want to hire someone to beat the fuck out of several of my exes.
I am involved and have had a hand in the making of a lot of conventions.
I wish I would have never ever dropped out of highschool, or gotten married.

form52 wrote:Ok. Confessions.

I have a comic book collection that I've built up over the last 20 years worth a little over $100k. (about 600 comics)
I have an OCD thing with pennies. Can't get rid of them. If I see one I have to have it. Three big jars full in my closet.
My dogs and you people are my only real friends. I'm extremely reclusive now.
Every doctor I see is in agreement that within the next five years I'm either going to be paralyzed from the waist down or dead.
Really... both are pretty much a sure thing, it just depends on which one happens first.

form52 wrote:Ok. Confessions.

I have a comic book collection that I've built up over the last 20 years worth a little over $100k. (about 600 comics)
I have an OCD thing with pennies. Can't get rid of them. If I see one I have to have it. Three big jars full in my closet.
My dogs and you people are my only real friends. I'm extremely reclusive now.
Every doctor I see is in agreement that within the next five years I'm either going to be paralyzed from the waist down or dead.
Really... both are pretty much a sure thing, it just depends on which one happens first.

I will send you all my pennies.









For a dollar.




You'd make out, I have LOTS of pennies.

MemphisSue wrote:
I really want to hire someone to beat the fuck out of several of my exes.

You and me both!!!

I really want to hire someone to beat the fuck out of several of my exes.

i have a flat rate of $50, no questions asked.

Todd wrote:I really want to hire someone to beat the fuck out of several of my exes.

i have a flat rate of $50, no questions asked.

ill do it..but i dont want cash, just a roll in the hay will do