when you were a kid...

what is a memory you have of something your sibling has done to you, or that youve done to a sibling that was pretty mean.
i have alot that i could list but a few stand out lol.
my brother took karate and i was the innocent bystander that he liked to test out his new moves on, includeing choke holds.
ok so my brother dug a big hole in the backyard , it was deep enough we could stand in it and there was still like 1.5 feet above your head. well my brother and cousin thought it would be funny if they told me to get in the hole, then they threw plywood boards over top so i couldnt get out LOL and it was pitch black but thats not the worse part, they went and got the garden hose and shoved it in there and started filling it up with water! it was like probibly some evil torture device thought up in vietnam or something! i was freaking out cause the water was getting really high and they couldnt tell if i was drowning or not! but after enough freaking out and banging on the boards they let me out and im still alive lol, mean bastards. for some reason i dont get claustrophobic easily!

My brother would pin me down and shoot me in the stomach with his paintball gun.

Fucker.

my sister used to be locked up in her room with her records and talking on the phone to her boyfriends. I used to tap on her door knob like I was trying to get in or knock on the door... just antagonizing the shit out of her. One day I did this and the door came swinging open and she came flying out with this incredible hulk face. I screamed and ran down the to get away. She chased me and open hand slapped the teetotal FUCK out of me on the back. My parents came home like 4 hours later and there was still a hand print on my back

Not really super mean, but one day my older brother and I were fighting/wrestling, and he had me in some kind of hold I couldn't get out of. I decided it would be to my benefit to bite his knee as hard as I could, so I did. He just shoved his knee in my mouth/face, and it hurt me worse than it hurt him.

He and my sister used to gang up on me when we were young, too. I was an emotional kid and fucked up from being the middle child, so they would call me names and all kinds of shit. Definitely caused some damage! hahahaha

i was about 5 when i decided to kill my sister. so i waited upstairs with a fucking big chunk of wood for a 5 yr old. i waited patiently 'til she started coming upstairs (like maybe 5 mins). i aimed carefully and unleasehed the wood, which to my abject horror hit her square on the bonce. she yelled the feckin house down, and i spent 4hrs locked in the bathroom convinced the police were coming with my dad trying to talk me down like a hostage negotiator

I'm the only child

I'm an only child too.

My brother padlocked me in a shed with wolf spiders....

...he also chased me around the house with a butcher knife once...

Oh how I love him though. LOL

my brother told my parents i was doing drugs. that pretty much sucked. but i wasnt really young.

oh yeah, i built a snowman and he killed it. it broke my heart.

hmmm, my uncle did some mean shit to me, like he used to take and duct tape my feet together, my hands together, then put a piece of duct tape over my mouth, he's more like a brother to me than an uncle, but now i have a 4 year old little brother

My little brother was tossing a quarter in the air so I grabbed it and he tackled me and clamped his teeth down on ym nipple until I gave it back. Broke the skin.....stitches......

My sister is 2 yrs younger. So, long story short. She was my opposing teammate in our world football league that happened in the living room of our house when we were kids. Oh, the hurt I put her through . Good times I tell ya. We still laugh about that shit today.

my sister gets easily embarrassed [she's 17]. my mom still buys her underwear if that tells you anything. last year for christmas, i bought her a pair of zebra underwear because my son calls her aunt ebra.
she opened the panties in front of everyone and turned a few shades of red.

WHEN I WAS A KID SAY LIKE 10 OR 11...I USED TO PUT ROCKS IN MY BACK POCKETS...
AND ONE DAY THE LADIES SON WHOSE HOUSE I STAYING @ PUNCHED ME IN THE ASS...
AND BROKE 2 KNUCKLES...GOOD TIMES...

I feel so left out. I'm an only child

Laura_D wrote:I feel so left out. I'm an only child

aww its okay, ill hold you

Stainless wrote:

Laura_D wrote:I feel so left out. I'm an only child

aww its okay, ill hold you

thats a relief! I thought you'd want to do something mean to me to make up for my tortureless childhood

Laura_D wrote:

Stainless wrote:

Laura_D wrote:I feel so left out. I'm an only child

aww its okay, ill hold you

thats a relief! I thought you'd want to do something mean to me to make up for my tortureless childhood

lol nah but I like the way you're thinking

When I was four and my sister was was seven, I hit her over the head with a xylophone. She got stitches. To this day, I say she deserved it!

my brother broke off the tip of a freshly sharpened pencil in my foot.
it's still in there, but now covered up with a tattoo.

i'd rather have it happen again than sit here in the same room as my farting dog.