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Re: Confession time

Post  maximalion on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:42 pm

OK...

I really am the asshole everyone thinks i am
I'm way to smart for my own good
I have a reaccuring dream involving memphis, cherry, and patty...and a secret Nazi sex farm hellbent on curing Hitlers impotence
I play WoW way to much ( I know my Crit by heart)
I am driven to the piont that i will ignore everything
I died from a heatstroke 2 years ago and now i forget things (cuz i'm a zombie)
I too like Crystal light
I'm addicted to starbucks doubleshots
I'm depressed there is not a 12 step program for my addiction to starbuck doubleshots
I'm going to get one now...
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:46 pm

My sex dream was about Todd.
I HAVE; however, had dreams that i have hung out with most of you.
I love looking at other girls boobs but I am not bisexual.
My house is almost ALWAYS a mess.
I am extremely lazy.
I drink too much.
I am proud of my belching.
I can be insecure when it comes to new friends.
I often don't feel good enough.
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:48 pm

ieatmybrocolli wrote:i guess i could join in...


stan's default picture is my favorite
i have a britney spears song on my computer
disney's beauty and the beast makes me cry every time i watch it
i could be a lot more productive than i am
i procrastinate too much
i don't eat an apple a day
i'd fuck anthony bourdain until one or both of his hips broke

Me thinks you stole every last one of those straight from my brain!!! That's just creepy!!! Now keep your hands off my Tony!!! Wink
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Post  Cat on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:55 pm

hellustrious wrote:My sex dream was about Todd.
I HAVE; however, had dreams that i have hung out with most of you.
I love looking at other girls boobs but I am not bisexual.
My house is almost ALWAYS a mess.
I am extremely lazy.
I drink too much.
I am proud of my belching.
I can be insecure when it comes to new friends.
I often don't feel good enough.

Except for the Todd-dream, those could be my confessions affraid
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Post  PussEKatDoll on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:58 pm

I've had sex dreams about just about all of you at one time or another...nothing tops that dream I had where we all had a BBQ and Stan was nekkid making pancakes and some of us were gettin jiggy in the yard...
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Post  MemphisSue on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:58 pm

Bad confessions:
I've been to rehab for substance abuse.
I've been arrested and detained for assault
I was at one time an 'exotic dancer'
I dressed the jesus statue at the catholic church up like a dragqueen.
I have a bad habbit of keying people's cars when they really piss me off, for fear of going back to jail if i beat someone else up.
I'm a very violent person with a short temper.
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:03 pm

MemphisSue wrote:Bad confessions:
I was at one time an 'exotic dancer'
I have a bad habbit of keying people's cars when they really piss me off, for fear of going back to jail if i beat someone else up.
I'm a very violent person with a short temper.

X2 on these for me.
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Post  PussEKatDoll on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:05 pm

MemphisSue wrote:Bad confessions:
I've been to rehab for substance abuse.
I've been arrested and detained for assault
I was at one time an 'exotic dancer'
I dressed the jesus statue at the catholic church up like a dragqueen.
I have a bad habbit of keying people's cars when they really piss me off, for fear of going back to jail if i beat someone else up.
I'm a very violent person with a short temper.


**giggle**
I still heart you you know Smile
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Post  Stainless on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:07 pm

how awesome, somebody dreamed I was making pancakes nekkid during a BBQ. If I crash and die on the way home from work, I want you guys to know I died happy.
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Post  cherrytat on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:08 pm

I haven't had sex dreams about any of you. Although when I very first joined IN, I dreamed I met Felon and he was a midget.
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Post  ieatmybrocolli on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:10 pm

hellustrious wrote:
ieatmybrocolli wrote:i guess i could join in...


stan's default picture is my favorite
i have a britney spears song on my computer
disney's beauty and the beast makes me cry every time i watch it
i could be a lot more productive than i am
i procrastinate too much
i don't eat an apple a day
i'd fuck anthony bourdain until one or both of his hips broke

Me thinks you stole every last one of those straight from my brain!!! That's just creepy!!! Now keep your hands off my Tony!!! Wink


i, in fact, did steal all of those from you!
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Post  PussEKatDoll on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:11 pm

Stainless wrote:how awesome, somebody dreamed I was making pancakes nekkid during a BBQ. If I crash and die on the way home from work, I want you guys to know I died happy.

maybe i shouldnt tell you who you had sex with later in that same dream....
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:13 pm

ieatmybrocolli wrote:
hellustrious wrote:
ieatmybrocolli wrote:i guess i could join in...


stan's default picture is my favorite
i have a britney spears song on my computer
disney's beauty and the beast makes me cry every time i watch it
i could be a lot more productive than i am
i procrastinate too much
i don't eat an apple a day
i'd fuck anthony bourdain until one or both of his hips broke

Me thinks you stole every last one of those straight from my brain!!! That's just creepy!!! Now keep your hands off my Tony!!! Wink


i, in fact, did steal all of those from you!

I KNEW it!!!!! Cuz if it wasn't that, I was going to start thinking we may have been seperated at birth.
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Post  Stainless on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:14 pm

PussEKatDoll wrote:
Stainless wrote:how awesome, somebody dreamed I was making pancakes nekkid during a BBQ. If I crash and die on the way home from work, I want you guys to know I died happy.

maybe i shouldnt tell you who you had sex with later in that same dream....

Yeah probably not, cause there's a 26% I've had sex with them in real life, too
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Post  Stainless on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:14 pm

especially if it's felon or rusty
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Post  PussEKatDoll on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:16 pm

Stainless wrote:especially if it's felon or rusty

If I'd dreamed of you and Felon having sex, I would be the one dying happy
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:19 pm

I LOVE video games.
I am a huge Mario fan.
I often crave Chicken Flavored Ramen.
I have become addicted to Wheatgrass shots.
I have fed my kids cookies for breakfast.
I smoke 2-2 1/2 packs of cigarettes when I drink, and that can be in 5-6 hours.
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Post  Stainless on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:20 pm

PussEKatDoll wrote:
Stainless wrote:especially if it's felon or rusty

If I'd dreamed of you and Felon having sex, I would be the one dying happy

we did tag team a Rockette once in Vegas, she required CPR and it was kind of scary. Since then we have an agreement to divide and conquer
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Post  ieatmybrocolli on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:23 pm

i am past the point of trying to have a close relationship with my parents, despite seeing them every day.
i'm afraid of dying-especially before my son is grown up.
my father compensates for never being there for me by still helping me out. i owe him a lot of money.
i will pay it back.
i don't like getting close to many people.
i also have an inferiority complex.
people make me feel guilty at times for not being a 'normal' mother.
i love doing things for people i care about Very Happy
i have a secret crush on sarah [shh]
i like boobs but vagina is way too scary. i pass.
suzy is my mom.
jessica is my heterosexual life mate.



and i sent kelly a dollar.
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Post  ieatmybrocolli on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:25 pm

"I KNEW it!!!!! Cuz if it wasn't that, I was going to start thinking we may have been seperated at birth."


so you, jess and i are triplets?
LOL
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:27 pm

ieatmybrocolli wrote:"I KNEW it!!!!! Cuz if it wasn't that, I was going to start thinking we may have been seperated at birth."


so you, jess and i are triplets?
LOL

Should we be mad at our parents for not telling us? I want some kind of payment.
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Post  PussEKatDoll on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:29 pm

ieatmybrocolli wrote:i am past the point of trying to have a close relationship with my parents, despite seeing them every day.
i'm afraid of dying-especially before my son is grown up.
my father compensates for never being there for me by still helping me out. i owe him a lot of money.
i will pay it back.
i don't like getting close to many people.
i also have an inferiority complex.
people make me feel guilty at times for not being a 'normal' mother.
i love doing things for people i care about Very Happy
i have a secret crush on sarah [shh]
i like boobs but vagina is way too scary. i pass.

ok now youre MY twin (suzy is my sis tho, and change your dad to my mom)
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Post  ieatmybrocolli on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:37 pm

i never knew i had such awesome siblings Very Happy
this calls for a family reunion!
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Post  Stainless on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:44 pm

Oh, and yes I play too much WoW also. My rogue is in full epic gear from heroic Ulduar, and I'm consistently top 3 dps in all 25 man raids ... except Emalon cuz I have to run away from the explosions and then run across the room to attack the overcharge minion
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Post  hellustrious on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:45 pm

ieatmybrocolli wrote:i never knew i had such awesome siblings Very Happy
this calls for a family reunion!

I will be in Houston for Christmas!! YAY!!!!! You can come visit. Then everyone can come to Reno and float the river next summer. Make sure you drag Kayla's ass with you!
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